April 26, 2007...7:43 PM

The Woodpecker might have to go!

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The Woodpecker may have to go!

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark…

  • One : Don’t miss the boat.
  • Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
  • Three : Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark. 
  • Four : Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
  •  Five : Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
  • Six : Build your future on high ground.
  • Seven : For safety sake, travel in pairs! !
  • Eight : Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
  • Nine : When you’re stressed, float a while.
  • Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
  • Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.

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